Are u sick of your life? Do you feel like you have no more reason to live? Or are you just plain Suicidal? Then THIS IS FOR YOU!

SKYDIVING! Your first jump will be a static jump. ie: You step out of the plane that's shooting across the sky at 250kmh+, 4000ft+ above ground and hang on to the under-bar of the plane's wing. Then you let go and fall towards your death at 220kmh for 2seconds+-. IF your chute deploys automatically, which it should, you will have 8 minutes of the best time of your life floating back towards earth. But you'r not SAFE yet. Depending on how much you remember from the theory class the day before, your landing can still KILL you. But the most you will get is probably just a sore ass as you land on your butt and the chute drags you a couple of meters across the ground. So, are you INTERESTED???

Here are the details: - Consist of 2 days, Saturday and Sunday. Saturday you go for a theory class from 2pm-6pm. Next day, Sunday, you go to Church/Temple/Masjid and say (maybe)your last prayers then SKYDIVE at Sg. Besi airbase. - Can be arranged on any weekend at is convenient for all. - RM300 per psycho(since u'r MAD enough to do it). - Maximum 10 places per weekend. (details MAY change)

So if you r still willing to risk killing yourself like me, then let me know ASAP, best before next Wednesday 17/Nov. Latecomers will have to wait till after the funerals of the early ones.

PS: Seriously consider before you join. And No CHICKENS allowed.

Disclaimer: I am NOT reponsible for anyone's DEATH or INJURY. I do not profit from anyway and to not operate any skydiving activites. This is JUST an invitation to join me at something that can be the best experience of your life (or worst if you are still alive to remember it). So think it over CAREFULLY before you make any decisions.